{"id":2230,"date":"2021-11-17T19:53:59","date_gmt":"2021-11-17T19:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2022-03-30T17:44:52","modified_gmt":"2022-03-30T16:44:52","slug":"les-gendarmes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/17\/les-gendarmes\/","title":{"rendered":"Les Gendarmes"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2230-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Les-gendarmes-01.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Les-gendarmes-01.mp3\">https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Les-gendarmes-01.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>La veille de Pentec\u00f4te 2006, j&#8217;habitais en France. Le lundi de Pentec\u00f4te \u00e9tait le 5 juin 2006 et une f\u00e9ri\u00e9e en Suisse, mais pas en France. Comme j&#8217;habitais en France et je travaillais en Suisse, je ne travaillais pas ce lundi. Donc, je ne me suis pas couch\u00e9 de bonne heure, m\u00eame que ma femme s&#8217;est couch\u00e9e \u00e0 22 h comme d&#8217;habitude.<\/p>\n<p>Vers minuit, quelqu&#8217;un a frapp\u00e9 la porte. J&#8217;ai regard\u00e9 par le petit trou de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 dans la porte d&#8217;entr\u00e9e et j&#8217;ai vu deux gendarmes en uniforme. J&#8217;ai ouvert la porte. \u00ab Monsieur Mills, dit-il, est-ce que vous \u00eates le propri\u00e9taire d&#8217;un Peugeot 206, num\u00e9ro d&#8217;immatriculation blah-blah \u00bb. \u00ab Oui \u00bb dis-je. \u00ab Venez avec nous et apportez les clefs du v\u00e9hicule \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Quelqu&#8217;un avait vol\u00e9 la voiture qui \u00e9tait gar\u00e9e \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la maison. Le volant de la voiture \u00e9tait verrouill\u00e9 et sans clef c&#8217;\u00e9tait impossible de diriger la voiture et de d\u00e9marrer le moteur. Donc, les voleurs avaient abandonn\u00e9 la voiture au milieu de la route. Plusieurs minutes plus tard, nous avons eu la voiture de nouveau dans l&#8217;all\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>Et la fin de l&#8217;aventure ? Le gendarme m&#8217;a dit de venir \u00e0 la gendarmerie \u00e0 15 h le lendemain et d&#8217;apporter mon permis de conduire, les documents d&#8217;assurance, ma carte de s\u00e9jour, mon passeport. En arrivant le lendemain, le m\u00eame gendarme a rempli un formulaire de quelques centaines de questions. On n&#8217;a jamais trouv\u00e9 les voleurs, mais l&#8217;exp\u00e9rience de rendre visite au gendarme \u00e9tait inoubliable. Les d\u00e9g\u00e2ts de la voiture \u00e9taient modestes et le concessionnaire Peugeot a r\u00e9par\u00e9 la voiture facilement.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gengarmerie-25.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2231\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/17\/les-gendarmes\/gengarmerie-25\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gengarmerie-25.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"768,513\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G7&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1183126228&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;7.4&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Gengarmerie-25\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gengarmerie-25.jpg\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2231\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gengarmerie-25-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gengarmerie-25-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gengarmerie-25.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La veille de Pentec\u00f4te 2006, j&#8217;habitais en France. 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