{"id":2206,"date":"2021-10-22T14:01:47","date_gmt":"2021-10-22T13:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/?p=2206"},"modified":"2021-10-22T14:10:56","modified_gmt":"2021-10-22T13:10:56","slug":"lecossais-malade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/22\/lecossais-malade\/","title":{"rendered":"L&#8217;\u00c9cossais malade"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2206-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/ecossaisMalade.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/ecossaisMalade.mp3\">https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/ecossaisMalade.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Il \u00e9tait une fois, un \u00c9cossais \u00e9tait malade. Il avait mal \u00e0 la t\u00eate, donc il est all\u00e9 chez le m\u00e9decin. Le m\u00e9decin a d\u00e9couvert qu\u2019il avait une tumeur au cerveau. Donc, le m\u00e9decin a recommand\u00e9 un processus pour retirer la tumeur.<\/p>\n<p>Avant le processus, le chirurgien a expliqu\u00e9 les risques. Il a dit qu\u2019apr\u00e8s le processus l\u2018Ecossais perdrait pas mal d\u2019intelligence et probablement, il aurait l\u2019intelligence typique d\u2019un Irlandais. L\u2019\u00c9cossais a r\u00e9fl\u00e9chi et a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 qu\u2019il pr\u00e9f\u00e8re \u00eatre un Irlandais vivant, qu\u2019\u00eatre un \u00c9cossais mort.<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s le processus, le chirurgien a expliqu\u00e9 que la tumeur \u00e9tait plus grande qu\u2019il avait imagin\u00e9, et donc, il perdrait beaucoup plus d\u2019intelligence.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab \u00c7a va aller \u00bb il a r\u00e9pondu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il \u00e9tait une fois, un \u00c9cossais \u00e9tait malade. Il avait mal \u00e0 la t\u00eate, donc il est all\u00e9 chez le m\u00e9decin. Le m\u00e9decin a d\u00e9couvert qu\u2019il avait une tumeur au cerveau. Donc, le m\u00e9decin a recommand\u00e9 un processus pour retirer&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/22\/lecossais-malade\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2212,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-french"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Sturgeon.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8rlea-zA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2206"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2209,"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206\/revisions\/2209"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}