{"id":2170,"date":"2021-10-19T15:31:46","date_gmt":"2021-10-19T14:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/?p=2170"},"modified":"2022-04-02T14:49:54","modified_gmt":"2022-04-02T13:49:54","slug":"un-homme-un-chien-et-un-lapin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/19\/un-homme-un-chien-et-un-lapin\/","title":{"rendered":"Un homme, un chien et un lapin"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2170-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/lapin.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/lapin.mp3\">https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/lapin.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Il \u00e9tait une fois, un homme a re\u00e7u une invitation d&#8217;un ami de passer le week-end chez l&#8217;ami pour garder sa maison. L&#8217;ami devrait rendre visite \u00e0 ses proches. L&#8217;homme est arriv\u00e9 le vendredi et l&#8217;ami a expliqu\u00e9 le soin du chien, l&#8217;op\u00e9ration de la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision, la nourriture dans le frigo avant que l&#8217;ami et son \u00e9pouse sont partis.<\/p>\n<p>Samedi matin, notre h\u00e9ros s&#8217;occupe dans la cuisine prendre le petit-d\u00e9jeuner et le chien s&#8217;amusait dans le jardin. Soudainement, le chien est entr\u00e9 par le chien-flap ; notre h\u00e9ros a constat\u00e9 que le chien avait attrap\u00e9 quelque chose \u00e0 la bouche. Qu&#8217;est-ce que c&#8217;est ? Un lapin blanc ! Mort ! Quelle horreur !<\/p>\n<p>Il sort de la maison, et il trouve un clapier \u00e0 lapin vide, bien s\u00fbr et la porte est ouverte. Qu&#8217;est-ce qu&#8217;il pense ? \u00ab Mon ami n&#8217;a dit rien d&#8217;un lapin \u00bb. Mais il d\u00e9cide d&#8217;arranger bien le clapier et d&#8217;y placer le lapin. Par la suite, les amis reviennent et tout se passe bien. Ils parlent du chien, mais personne ne parle du lapin et notre h\u00e9ros part, soulag\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Le lendemain, le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne, l&#8217;ami est \u00e0 l&#8217;appareil. \u00ab Est-ce que tu as constat\u00e9 le lapin au jardin, ce weekend ? \u00bb a demand\u00e9 l&#8217;ami. \u00ab Non, pas du tout \u00bb a r\u00e9pondu notre h\u00e9ros. \u00ab C&#8217;est vraiment bizarre ! Le lapin est mort vendredi, et nous l&#8217;avons enterr\u00e9 dans le coin du jardin et maintenant il est rentr\u00e9 dans le clapier !\u00bb<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2171\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/whiteRabbit.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2171\" data-attachment-id=\"2171\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/19\/un-homme-un-chien-et-un-lapin\/whiterabbit\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/whiteRabbit.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"640,426\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"White Rabbit\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;White Rabbit&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;White Rabbit&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/whiteRabbit.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2171\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/whiteRabbit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/whiteRabbit.jpg 640w, https:\/\/saint-christophers-hosting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/whiteRabbit-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2171\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">White Rabbit<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il \u00e9tait une fois, un homme a re\u00e7u une invitation d&#8217;un ami de passer le week-end chez l&#8217;ami pour garder sa maison. 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